The Day Time Stood Still...But Only Because The Bus Was Late

Time seems to move really slowly when you have nothing to do, yet when you're doing something you like, it moves faster than a buttered bullet. My theory is this, time was a concept created to drive the lazy, unimaginative people of this world insane, and the energetic, fun-loving types paranoid. People getting so bored they do anything for kicks and others using scedules for everything they do so they don't miss a minute. The rest of us, who don't really give a damn, watch as the world falls down around our ears 'cause the insane and paranoid turn out to be running the show and don't know which way to run. Oh well, just another day in paradise...